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Nicaragua

the official merch of Scott Alan Miller is living here.

Tees and caps from the show — designed like the travel posters that lied to all of us. Every order books another episode.

The Gift Shop

Souvenirs you'll actually wear

Heads up — these are placeholder designs. The real merch is still in production.

BE A GOOD EXPAT Tee

"Be A Good Expat" Classic Tee

The one that started a movement (of one).

$28
NICA TIME Tee

"Nica Time" Tee

Punctually 45 minutes late.

$28
REFORMED GRINGO Tee

"Reformed Gringo" Tee

Tips well. Finally learned the bus routes.

$30
LIVING IN NICARAGUA Tee

"Living in Nicaragua" Logo Tee

The whole show, on your chest.

$28
BAGE Cap

"Be A Good Expat" Dad Cap

Structured front. Unstructured life.

$26
VOLCANO SEASON Cap

"Volcano Season" Trucker

Mesh back, active caldera.

$26
[ Portrait of Scott ]
the host

About the host

Scott moved to Nicaragua and won't stop talking about it.

What started as "I'll just try it for a year" became a whole channel. Now there's a show, a slogan, and apparently a t-shirt empire. He films the good, the bad, and the bureaucratic — and somehow makes paying a water bill compelling.

The merch keeps the lights on. Literally — the power goes out a lot.

Latest from the show

Now streaming, sort of.

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I Tried to Pay My Power Bill

Episode 47 · 3 days ago

22:09

Nobody Told Me About the Iguanas

Episode 46 · 1 week ago

14:51

How to Order Coffee Like a Local

Episode 45 · 2 weeks ago